At the Principal's Office.

"And why do you feel that's an appropriate response?
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Well some people would consider shoving a chopstick into someone's nose rather an aggressive action, especially considering the comments you made referring to her brain.
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I understand that, but I think it's fair that we both consider what lies behind those actions, don't you?
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I see.
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Despite all that, I still think it would be fair to assume that your actions were a considerable escalation. Would you agree?
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I don't see how that has any bearing on the situation.
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Regardless of any insult, overt or implied, to your mother's sexual escapades, it was still a terribly inappropriate action.
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I don't feel that way about your mother. In fact, I find her a kind, caring, responsible individual.
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No.
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That's simply not true at all.
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Regardless of what may or may not have happened that evening, or whether money did or did not change hands, I still find your mother a kind person.
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I had every intention of calling her again.
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Well, unfortunately, I'm forced to deal with students and incidents such as yourself and our current situation.
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If I were trying to imply that this was all your fault, I would have openly said it.
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Well, that's a valid point of view, I suppose."